Read Till the End

It seems like, no matter how hard I manifest, the universe is not letting me get out of all of this summer homework. Literal piles. Piles and piles. Piles of work. I’m so scared. The fear has overtaken my body and it hurts to sleep at night.

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I have decided what my problem is with all of the big LA diners. I heard someone talking about them online, and what they said is the reason that Mels and Swingers and whatever suck is that these are just cosplay diners and Los Angeles doesn't have any actual "diner people" (fat old men who call sandwiches "hoagies"), so it will just never feel authentic. This isn't the fifties, people. Everyone is trying to return to an idealistic version of the fifties, completely blowing through the Cold War, McCarthyism, and (hate to say it) segregation. Also, the food is shit. I have a lot of people in my life (who I respect) that frequent diners, but I think we all need to realize that this isn't the east coast and there isn't a real "LA diner" scene. Just go to Erewhon like every other POS. We don't have culture. The closest thing we have is Hollywood, and that's been hijacked ever since Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo contracted anorexia from each other.

And I hope they recover! Hollywood needs to get back on track so we can have the 3,000th Star-Wars spinoff. Only Hollywood has the power to unite the people and save our great country via Baby Yoda.

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Nobody tells you about the glow-up after drunkenly forcing a group of boys at a party to help you get your first kiss. It ended up working out, but the first couple of “um.. no”s were awkward.

My skin is clear and I am blonde. Does life get any better than this?

I am kidding. I felt sort of trashy after the whole affair but I am happy it is over. 

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I want to write a love-letter to humanity, like John Lennon’s Imagine. I want celebrities to be called “out of touch” when they inevitably sing it during the next pandemic. I want that for myself.

This all sprung from a moment of understanding I experienced with a young female security guard. I wont get into details for fear of being called “white trash,” but it was great. Smiles all around.

And if anyone asks, I’m going to spend my time as a second semester senior learning the art of Ju-Jitsu. It’s time for me to learn to protect my family. If anyone has any dojo recommendations, please email/text me. Ideally, the dojo should have a good restaurant next door.

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Also I am on YouTube. It is my biggest secret. I don’t care anymore. I don’t care about it. I just don’t even care and I am letting it all loose.

If you check it out, don't mind the fact that I am getting cyber-stalked by a man named JerryTheMartian3000. I don't know what to do about it either.