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Music Industry - My take

  • Writer: Fucking-cool-person Yeah
    Fucking-cool-person Yeah
  • Aug 21
  • 2 min read

My aunts went to Ivies and they make a lot of money. Correlation or causation? I want to test. They wont let me in, though. So, there’s that. I’m not mad. I am being serious. I'm not mad. I’m not mad I took Science of Food because I didn’t understand what a no-go that is in the world of "GPA science." I’m not mad I don’t own a nonprofit (secretly profit). I’m hood as fuck so nothing makes me feel bad about myself.


People just sit around listening to unreleased music. And the artists get mad. But whatever, they are just pissy cause they aren’t making profit off of it. Why the fuck does Lana Del Ray need more money? She’s made trillions giving young girls anorexia. All upset, playing townie with her alligator boyfriend. I have no respect for it, and it’s not a valid profession. I wanted to write a movie about her boyfriend's life, but 90% of it is just swamp.


My arm is still a little swollen from the meningitis vaccine I got on August 5th. Not anti-vaxx but definitely questioning prior beliefs.


On the note of unpopular political opinions, I want to see a far-left January 6th that isn’t on TikTok. We had it on TikTok. Do it IRL. (kidding, ish)


I think LCD Soundsystem makes objectively bad music. People aren’t ready for that conversation. There is a reason he didn’t have a “big break” until he was 45. The universe tried to stall it, but everyone insisted.


The people trying to turn left into the Studio City Erewhon are insane and want to see me die in a fiery car wreck as a pregame to a Hailey Bieber smoothie.


Finally, to the fat woman holding a yoga mat who was rude about me almost hitting her with my car, fuck you and yoga isn’t a supplement for actual exercise. Maybe try pilates. The near-accident was fully my fault. However, I have a baby face. For all she knows, I'm 12. "For all she knows." What a joke. It's clearly not much. Don't get in my way when I'm trying to turn right, and do not fucking throw your hands in the air, aghast, when I fuck up while driving. It's not an unusual occurrence, and everyone else in town knows/respects it.

 
 
 

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