It’s the year of the fire horse. Apparently, it’s bad luck when the current year is the same one associated with your birthday. This doesn't matter for me, because I wasn’t born during the year of the horse. 2009 was the year of the ox, which means that I am stable, dependable, and a fucking obese and disgusting ox. I got carried away. I’ve decided that I don’t need to study anymore. At this point, my only goal is to be able to recite facts and vaguely explain the reasoning